The following article, The Comedy of Leftism, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Isn’t Leftism just one big joke? Stop for just a moment and consider all the laughable things Leftists gave America and the world this year.
For starters, they allowed a braindead moron like Joe Biden to keep his job after the Special Counsel declared him to be too insane to prosecute. That’s like putting a mannequin behind the wheel of a Tesla’s, and hoping the autopilot feature won’t notice.
And while Joe Biden showed signs of dementia long before 2024, we give credit in this year because Democrats kept the man knowing his brain was fried. Eventually, they pushed the “kill switch” when they realized that Biden’s mental problems were never a secret.
Not to be outdone, the RINO faction of the Republican Party pulled a “Hold my beer!”, as they revealed that they too have a politician with dementia.
Congresswoman Kay Granger chilled in a dementia facility for six months. And isn’t it ironic that like with Biden, nobody in D.C. seemed to notice.
Did her staff think Granger could vote on legislation in the middle of Bingo night? I’m certain that Democrats will soon cry foul, given the status of Mitch McConnell. But RINOs can pass along the gentle reminder that Democrats allowed Dianne Feinstein to die in office. So for those keeping score, it’s 2 to 2.
But on the Idiot Scale, where does one put ridiculing Elon Musk?
The guy who replaced NASA for two cents on the dollar. And who can land spaceships back to Earth! Democrats can’t build a healthcare website for less than $5B that won’t crash, and yet they talk smack about Musk. Imagine if Elon Musk ran the DMV? If Musk ran the post office, it might actually turn a profit.
Is it any wonder that Democrat tell us to ‘Trust the science,’ but declare that men can breastfeed a child. I hate to break it to you, but if you’re a man and you’re lactating, you’d better get to the hospital… STAT!
Then what about that joke about the economy. You know the joke where two Americans walk into a grocery store? Biden and his minions told us the economy was doing great, and then eggs started costing more than concert tickets? What’s next, a Black Friday deal on gasoline? Even better, a gasoline Powerball lottery, where the winner gets to fill up his car.
Next we get the joke inside the joke.
Remember we were told how popular Kamala Harris was. After Democrats dumped Biden, her approval ratings were so low, even her shadow won’t follow her. But then the rebranding of Harris was tried. Democrats spend over a billion dollars on that effort, and nothing changed. Kamala was one cackle away from becoming a supervillain.
Going back to Biden for just a bit, remember when the media told us metaphorically that Joe Biden was not only going to run in the Boston Marathon, he was going to win it. Then he would defeat Usain Bolt in the Olympics, after winning the Iron Man triathlon…in the same day. Meanwhile America watched Biden wandering off stage like he’s auditioning for a reboot of Lost.
But the jokes didn’t end there, as the Left wanted to outlaw cow farts and gas stoves. What’s next, outlawing microwaves? Were we all supposed to cook with equity-powered thoughts? Don’t bother to answer, just pull my finger.
What happened to all that Trump corruption?
Deals with the Chinese and not paying his taxes. We were told that all we needed to do is ‘follow the money’ to expose corruption? Well, we did. And the money led to 20 LLCs and Joe Biden’s beach house! Things got so bad for Joe Biden that he had to pardon his partner-in-crime, Hunter.
But the jokes are far from over, as the Left rewrites more than just Biden’s history as a victim of the Republicans. Now, academia teaches that every Leftist is a victim. Pretty soon, math class will start with, ‘If two oppressed identities walk into a room, how many reparations do they owe each other?’
Well that’s my time! Don’t forget to tip the waitresses.
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