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The following article, Salma Hayek and the Art of Aging Hot, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Has Salma Hayek made a deal with the Devil or just found the world’s best plastic surgeons? Whatever her secret, it’s working.
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The following article, Scam Melting Under the Heat of Truth, was first published on The Black Sphere.
For decades, we were told the end was near. Experts paraded across screens, clutching charts and graphs that painted an apocalyptic future.
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The following article, Bannon vs Musk: A Tale of Ego vs Accomplishments, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Steve Bannon seems to be nursing a robust ego these days. Honestly, good for him. Confidence is key, even if it’s misplaced.
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The following article, The Quantum Mechanics of Democrat Misinformation, was first published on The Black Sphere.
You need a quantum computer to keep up with all the lies Democrats tell. The people whose pictures are next to the dictionary definition of “misinformation” continue claiming they want to prevent it.
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The following article, Pardon Nation: How Biden’s Pen Could Rewrite History for His Corrupt Allies, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Biden’s record-setting use of pardons is about more than clemency—it’s about protecting a corrupt network. Now, with whispers of pre-emptive pardons, the stakes couldn’t be higher. These pardons aren’t a magnanimous gesture to unify a divided country. Instead, they’re a desperate attempt to shield Biden, his family, and a vast network of Democratic operatives from …
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The following article, Celebrity House Stands Tall Amid the Rubble of Ideological Hypocrisy, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The California wildfires of 2025 have left a trail of destruction and despair, but few stories encapsulate the sheer irony of the moment quite like that of this Hollywood and Conservative legend.
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The following article, Girl Scouts Discontinue Two Cookies: A Perfect Political Metaphor, was first published on The Black Sphere.
I love when stories provide the perfect metaphor for life. And this story about Girl Scout cookies accomplishes that beautifully. According to the Girl Scouts website, 2025 will be the last year for two beloved cookies: Toast-Yay! and Girl Scout S’mores. A bittersweet moment for cookie enthusiasts, to be sure. But let’s be real—the metaphors …
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The following article, Sanctuary Insanity and Criminal VIP Treatment Ends Soon, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Understanding Democrats would require a walk on the demented side, and frankly, most of us value our mental health too much for that.
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The following article, California’s Burn Notice: The Scorched Playlist, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Why not look at the possible anthems for California, now that one of its crown jewels has literally been torched…
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The following article, Part III: California Leftists Leaders Fan the Flames of Incompetence, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The culprit remains DEI. And we have more Leftist women to add to the list of Lesbians who actually allowed this massive fire to occur.
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The following article, Part II: Playing with Fire and How DEI Policies Let LA Burn, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The United States is the land of plenty, yet when it comes to providing water—a basic necessity for life—we’re starting to look like a Third World country.
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The following article, Part I: Inferno of Insanity in LA, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The City of Angels is ablaze, and the irony couldn’t be more striking. LA burning to the ground has accomplished something rare…
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The following article, Guns and Trouble, was first published on The Black Sphere.
When people we didn’t know checked on us the first few days after the storm, I believed they had our best interests at heart. When strangers visit now, more than three weeks after Helene struck, I am not so sure. I can’t help but wonder if they are scouting around, looking for damaged, empty, or …
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The following article, Democrats’ Delusional Security Blanket, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The backlash was predictable: a masterclass in Leftism 101—whine, bitch, rinse, repeat.
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The following article, Congestion Pricing: New York’s Latest Freedom Fee, was first published on The Black Sphere.
If creativity in taxation were an Olympic sport, Democrats would win Olympic gold every time. Just when you think they’ve run out of ways to tax you, they innovate.
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The following article, HMPV: Proof That Even Colds Can Get a PR Campaign, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Heard of the HMPV virus? Likely not. But if they could have sold it again, the Democrats wouldn’t have let another relatively benign virus go to waste.
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The following article, Deaf Doll and Dumb Marketing, was first published on The Black Sphere.
First, selling a “hearing loss” doll is like selling a gluten-free car or a “free-range” sofa. Before I allow you to read on, I must ask: Is your TV hypoallergenic? If not, stop here.
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The following article, Jimmy Carter: A Tale of Racism, Redemption, and Double Standards, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Jimmy Carter, often celebrated as a humanitarian and moral statesman, has a far more complicated past when it comes to race relations than many would care to admit. Put simply: Carter was a racist. Democrats like to gloss over Jimmy Carter’s racist past, because to look at him or hear him speak, he didn’t appear …
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The following article, Insurrection Day Reclaimed: Trump’s Vindication and Victory, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Over the past four years, Democrats have wielded January 6 as a cudgel against Republicans, propping up their narrative of an “insurrection” to distract from the reality.
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The following article, D.C. Mayor’s Unexpected Pivot From Smack-Talker to Trump Ally, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Holy Mother of Michelle Obama, what happened to Washington, D.C.’s mayor after she met with President-elect Trump? Did Muriel Bowser step into an alternate reality where mutual respect trumps partisan bravado?
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The following article, Locked, Loaded, and Woke: The Left’s War on ‘Racist’ and ‘Sexist’ Guns, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Blacks are disproportionately killed by guns in Black neighborhoods. Why are guns so pervasive in these neighborhoods if not part of some sinister conspiracy? Clearly, guns are targeting Blacks.
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The following article, Did the Chinese Give Biden a Warning Shot to the Jaw?, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Joe Biden’s vacation injuries are like his policies—mysterious, unexplained, and almost certainly self-inflicted. But for the conspiracy theorists out there, let’s indulge some alternative scenarios:
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The following article, Van Jones Warns Democrats About the Future, was first published on The Black Sphere.
CNN’s Van Jones recently sounded the alarm for Democrats. Still, he exhibits a curious knack for missing the forest for the trees.
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The following article, Funny Black Pastor Eulogizes Jimmy Carter, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Rest in peace, Brother Jimmy. May the sidewalks in Heaven be wide enough for everyone to walk together. And may the Lord remind you daily of all the times you stumbled before you finally learned to stand. ~Amen? Amen.
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The following article, BLM Too Rich to Riot, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Straight out of Beverly Hills may be the sequel to Straight Outta Compton. Because BLM is too apparently too rich to riot. Something’s off, folks.
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The following article, A MAGA Christmas: Celebrating Triumph Over Leftist Tricks and Tumbles, was first published on The Black Sphere.
As we gather around the Christmas tree this year, sipping eggnog and humming carols, let us reflect on what has been a truly remarkable year for the MAGA movement. It feels almost like a Christmas miracle—or perhaps a whole series of them—that Donald Trump has once again triumphed over the never-ending shenanigans of the Left. …
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The following article, From Segregation to Savior? Examining Jimmy Carter’s Complicated Legacy, was first published on The Black Sphere.
This isn’t just about Carter’s racial history. His record of appeasing America’s enemies has also been conveniently glossed over.
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The following article, Is Nationalism the New Face of Global Change?, was first published on The Black Sphere.
We Saved the Republic: The Fragile Triumph Over Chaos The last election preserved the constitutional republic we hold dear, narrowly steering the nation away from the precipice of destruction. Over the past 16 years, Democrats have spent 12 tearing at the fabric of the nation, creating cultural and political divides so wide that chaos seemed …
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The following article, Why the Government Is Your Worst Soulmate, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The petulant teen or the toxic soulmate, take your pick. One thing is for sure: no matter how badly government behaves or performs, it wants what it wants.
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The following article, Success, Failure, and Settling: Life’s Rigged Lottery, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Success only comes with massive failure. Elon Musk almost went broke twice. Donald Trump lost in a sham election, only to win “bigly” in 2024.
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The following article, The Comedy of Leftism, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Isn’t Leftism just one big joke? Stop for just a moment and consider all the laughable things Leftists gave America and the world this year.
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The following article, Trump’s Resurgence and Reckoning, was first published on The Black Sphere.
They thought they buried him, but they forgot he’s the king of real estate—he knows how to build from the ground up. Trump’s resurgence isn’t just a comeback; it’s a reckoning.
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The following article, AWOL in Washington: Who Needs Leaders When Nobody Notices They’re Gone?, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Just in time for the holidays, America needs a new acronym to encapsulate the absurdities of modern governance: DOGE—Defenders of Government Evasion. If DOGE had been active six months ago, perhaps they’d have sniffed out the peculiar case of GOP Congresswoman Kay Granger. While her constituents in Texas assumed she was hard at work, it …
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The following article, The NeverTrump Elitist Bubble Finally Pops, was first published on The Black Sphere.
His pseudo-mea culpa, expressed in the aptly titled column “Done With Never Trump,” reveals a lot about the arrogance and delusion that defined the NeverTrump movement.
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The following article, How Trump Toppled America’s Political Royalty, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Donald Trump didn’t just enter politics; he detonated a political neutron bomb, reducing dynasties and institutions to rubble.
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The following article, Democrats Admit to Epic Failure: Biden’s Afghan Debacle, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Joe Biden says he’s got no scandals. But maybe he needs to get the word out to his team. Because some of them are calling out the old clown.
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The following article, The Emperor Has No Brain: How Democrats Sold Out America, was first published on The Black Sphere.
You can almost hear the sound of Joe playing with matches in the West Wing. Literally and metaphorically Democrats are allowing Joe Biden to play with fire.
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The following article, Elon Musk: Trump’s ‘First Buddy’ and Democrats’ New Boogeyman, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Leftists have never met men like Trump and Musk. That’s because there are no real men on the Left, and they live in cocoons of ignorance…
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The following article, Kamala and Joe: The Swamp’s Emergency Roll Call, was first published on The Black Sphere.
A frenzy of activity broke out Thursday night and spilled into Friday morning as news surfaced that Kamala Harris had abruptly canceled her California trip to return
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The following article, Trumped-Up Christmas: A Playlist for Taunting Leftists, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Legend has it these songs were born during a MAGA Christmas party where someone spiked the eggnog with winning.
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