Kamala’s Thanksgiving Word Salad: A Masterclass in Political Absurdity

This Thanksgiving, America received a gift it didn’t ask for but might just cherish for its comedic value—a reminder of what could have been if the American people had been less discerning. Kamala Harris, the vice president whose greatest achievement might just be redefining incoherence, broke her post-election silence with a nearly 10-minute-long display of verbal acrobatics.

In this dizzying diatribe, Harris informed her supporters:

“You have the same power that you did before November 5, and you have the same purpose that you did. And you have the same ability to engage and inspire, so don’t ever let anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.”

Profound, isn’t it? It was like listening to your inebriated college roommate philosophize at 3 a.m.—only this time, Harris refrained from sobbing and declaring, “I love you guys.” Small mercies.

If anything, Harris’s Thanksgiving “address” served as a grim reminder of how close this country came to mirroring the catastrophic mismanagement of other nations. Take Britain, for instance, where voters recently installed a Labour government seemingly inspired by Harris’s brand of aimless optimism. Their top priority? Euthanasia. Their plans for economic growth, border security, or raising living standards? Let’s just say, “the dog ate their homework.”

Trump’s America: Where Competence Roars Back

Meanwhile, in stark contrast, President-elect Donald Trump has surrounded himself with a team of proven innovators, thinkers, and doers. This is no parade of hollow rhetoric; it’s a gathering of minds with actionable ideas.

Take Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for instance. Sure, he’s had his moments of eccentricity, but his focus on improving America’s health through better food policies is a cause worth championing. The fast-food giants and soda behemoths may not like it, but Kennedy’s attention to these issues is far more constructive than the vapid platitudes we’d be drowning in under a Harris-led administration.

And then there’s Jay Bhattacharya, the Stanford epidemiologist ridiculed by the Fauci faithful during the pandemic. Once dismissed as a “fringe voice,” Bhattacharya is now widely acknowledged as having been right about lockdowns, mask mandates, and more. If another pandemic ever looms, who would you want steering the ship—a data-driven professional like Bhattacharya or the same bureaucratic bunglers who brought us 15 days to slow the spread (and 1,500 days to recover)?

The “Elon Effect” and the Return of Innovation

It’s not just public health getting a shake-up. Trump’s administration is fostering a renaissance in technology and innovation. Take the dinner table at Mar-a-Lago this week, where tech moguls like Mark Zuckerberg—yes, that Zuckerberg—joined the president-elect for talks on the future of American innovation.

Even Palmer Luckey, the visionary behind Oculus and the cutting-edge defense company Anduril, is getting involved. Luckey’s approach to modernizing military technology—streamlining costs while boosting efficiency—is exactly the kind of thinking Washington desperately needs. After all, why spend billions on bloated, outdated defense projects when companies like Anduril can deliver smarter solutions for modern warfare?

What Could Have Been: Kamala’s Alternate Reality

Now imagine the grim reality of a Harris presidency. Would a forward-thinking innovator like Luckey thrive under the suffocating red tape and anti-business sentiment that her administration would undoubtedly promote? Hardly. Harris’s “leadership” style would have stifled the creativity and ambition that drive America forward, leaving us bogged down in government waste and ideological pandering.

Her Thanksgiving video, devoid of any substance or direction, encapsulates the Harris Doctrine: platitudes over policy, emotion over action. While Trump’s team strategizes on how to Make America Great Again, Harris’s priority seems to be finding new ways to string together meaningless phrases that sound profound but say absolutely nothing.

The Road Ahead: Challenges and Opportunities

Of course, no administration is immune to challenges, and the next four years will be no exception. But the Trump team isn’t just paying lip service to progress—they’re assembling a coalition of experts and innovators who’ve already achieved greatness in their respective fields. These are people who understand how to cut through government inefficiency, reduce waste, and empower the private sector to flourish.

Contrast this with the Harris worldview, where “power” is something you supposedly possess but can’t articulate, and “purpose” is a nebulous concept devoid of practical meaning. It’s no wonder her approval ratings are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

The Last Laugh

As Thanksgiving rolled around, Harris’s cringe-worthy video message served as a stark contrast to the competence and vision now shaping America’s future. It’s hard not to think of the Gershwin brothers’ famous line:

“They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round.”

Well, America had its laugh watching Kamala Harris flounder, and now it’s time to ask: Who’s laughing now?

Spoiler alert—it’s the team that’s putting America first, cutting through the nonsense, and restoring this nation’s greatness. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.